What's it all about?

Sometime ago an idea awoke in someone's brain. Perhaps it was not the best idea, but like a hatched chicken, too much had happened for the idea (or the chicken) to simply return to the egg.

The idea is to convene a group of like minded (or absent minded (or addle minded)) compatriots, purchase mini-vans and jihad (or travel) across america.

Nobody bought into the idea so we purchased our own van and embark on our own jihad.
There is no mini-van. We purchased a 2005 Chevy Express Conversion Van.
There is certainly no jihad or holy war.
This is merely subterfuge to alert the NSA to our activities.

Just as Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.

I trust this explains everything.